Bad news

The Louisiana Supreme Court unanimously reinstated the anti-gay amendment to their state constitution. A lower court justice had ruled that it violated the rule that an amendment must deal with only one issue (the amendment bans gay marriages and civil unions), but the Supreme Court of Louisiana ruled that it's all about protecting marriage.

'Cuz you know, the state only gives out a limited number of marriage licenses each year and it would be a shame if gay couples snatched them all up, leaving none for the heterosexuals. *sarcasm* (if you hadn't noticed)